Daily Archive: September 26, 2001

So Donald Trump can rest easy — he still gets to build big phallic buildings… I advocate skyscrapers with large surface-to-air rocket batteries on their roofs…

‘[attempted murderer] Pullum used fake identification to get past guards. Perhaps most embarrassing for the sheriff’s department is that the picture on the ID card that he used is said to be that of...

Bush’s promises of “total retaliation” for terrorists echoes the response of Punjab’s Lieutenant-Governor, Colonel O’Dwyer to the massacre and the rising tide of unrest in the Punjab when he declared martial law, saying that...

“People become murderers, robbers and terrorists because of circumstances and experiences in life. Killing or confining murders, robbers, terrorists or the like is not going to rid this world of them. For with everyone...

So Ashcroft and Bush now want Congress to allow US Feds to use evidence gained through torture… as long as the torture is sub-contracted out to foreign intelligence operations. Wonderful. Bin Laden has already...

“I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said...

So I was thinking of becoming a citizen (mainly so the Bush Gang would find it more difficult to have me shot) but one sticking point is this damn Pledge of Allegiance thingy. It...

That McDonalds fried chicken head. I just wanted to look at it again.

he then “used a handsaw and beheaded the corpse,” taking the head

Ah, Maine. Sketched so lovingly in Stephen King’s novels, why didn’t he mention the rampant bestiality also? Actually, I suppose it’s not Maine alone. This sheep worrier hails from Iowa.