Daily Archive: October 12, 2001

0

Even Better Than the Real Thing

This is interesting and kind of sad. There’s this contest every year to see who can write the best chat bots to imitate people. This all stems from Alan Turing’s observation that surely one...

0

Bert Teaches Koran

It’s all coming out! Bert puppets being used to teach the Koran! Will they be raining cruise missiles down on Sesame Street next?

0

ANTHRAX Wussing Out

No no no say it isn’t so. ANTHRAX are wussing out and now claiming they are shocked ! that their name could be perceived to have any negative connotations. Whatever, they were always lame.

0

Eat More Carrots!

It was very sad when Emer’s dad Frank got macular degeneration. Now it seems like eating lots of carrots really is good for your eyes and can help reduce this blindness-inducing disease.

0

Taliban’s Anti-Buggery Origins

the Taliban was formed from religious students in Pakistan. It seemed the warlords would hijack trucks, demand payment and some ass. The local warlords would grab teenage boys and “marry” them, commensing with group...

0

CIA Intelligence

Apparently the CIA/Pentagon think the 9/11 suicide bombers must have been well-trained and highly coordinated — because that’s how these organizations think and given their current state of operations pulling off anything like 9/11...

0

How Porn Stars Die

How Porn Stars Die… self-inflicted asphyxiation by hanging at age 27 – self-inflicted gunshot wound at age 34 – hacked to death by a homicidal john – freak drowning accident caused by a seizure...

0

DEBKAFile

This DebkaFile, some crazy Israeli right-wing gossip site, runs some great conspiracies.

0

Failure Of The Will

That wussy Bert is Evil guy is backing down. Why can’t people take credit for creating their monsters? From Frankenstein and Riefenstahl on there’s some sort of failure of will going on here.