Daily Archive: January 7, 2002

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Fellatio Fortune Telling

How illuminating… beats some other prognostication methods hands down. I pulled the skin down and the top started emitting this black light. Once I’d put him in my mouth I could taste the sort...

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Mullah Steve McQueen

If this Mullah Omar is lame and half-blind and kinda weak, how did he do a Steve McQueen and escape the Pentagon’s might on a motorbike?!?!? Could it be that local Afghan warlords are...

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In The Bedroom

Saw In The Bedroom, great movie. People are all going gaga over Sissy Spacek but this may be Tom Wilkinson’s Oscar. He’s phenomenal, even if his US accent sucks. He’s come a long way...

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Propaganda Anti Triumph

Is this really the best the Pentagon propaganda wonks can do? How many people in Afghanistan can read, let alone read English?

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Duct Tape And Silicone

Ah, duct tape and silicone… the choice of all diligent psychotic mother killers. Her face was encased in duct tape. Her hands were bound with duct tape. Her body was fully clothed and tightly...

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Q-Tip Adventures

This really sucks. My right ear is still kind of blocked. It felt weird on Saturday morning so, ignoring the warning on the box, I manoeuvred a Q-Tip in really deep and dug around....