Daily Archive: January 28, 2002

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Nazis Screwing Animals, Each Other

So prospective jurors in the White-Supremacist-Dogs-Ate-The-Lesbian trial have to explain their feelings as to sexual relations between individuals and animals. Ewwwwwww!

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Pupil Orally Rapes Teacher

Also: Bush Utters Intelligent Thought The teacher who claimed he was “orally raped” by one of his students has beat the rap. Well, kind of. Earlier here.

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Summer of Love

Hrm, ban a substance and its rate of use “surges”. I am so not surprised by this. Who’d heard of Ecstasy before the US DEA banned it in 1987? Then within a year it’s...

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Dick Cheney’s Smarts

Found some great evidence of how stupid Dick Cheney actually is… Well, too stupid to be a General, it seems, but easily intelligent enough to be VP. Meanwhile, he thinks the last powerful President...

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Spinach-Enabled Pigs

Pig gets spinach DNA inserted “to produce healthier pork”. With the ongoing failure of the DNA Central Dogma, this is unwise pollution.

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Mullah Ashcroft

Taking tips from the Taliban regarding the proper treatment of venerated icons, Ashcroft puts a Burkha on Justice Dept statues.