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Milton and Dudley Kick The Bucket

Dudley got to snog Bo Derek.

Milton got to snog many Zeigfield Follies. He was also the wonderfully henpecked Russell in Mad Mad Mad Mad World.

On the whole I’d rather have been Milton than Dudley.

A Matter of Perspective

Angela says this blog is like mine, only skewed the other way. I disagree… I haven’t seen any evidence yet that he has stories like this special doozy.

Oh yeah, that last link, it’s about children and oral sex. I know that visually representing children engaged in sexual activities is currently illegal in the US, but I think the written word is okay. Lucky for the newspapers that reported this, I guess.

Did We Say $25m? We Meant A Flock Of Sheep!

So the $25m reward for Bin Laden didn’t work so now the Pentagon is offering more familiar rewards: flocks of sheep and roads that don’t turn to mud when it rains.