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Salad Days For Japan’s Pee Drinkers

So according to this person, Japan’s second-highest ranked politician Taku Yamasaki is a closet pee drinker, and a bit of a randy old sort. Apparently, in Japan this sort of thing doesn’t cause many ructions. Maybe he’s a buddy of Saddam’s old friend, the horny Tory (ex)Alan Clark?

He enjoyed having sex while watching a pornographic movie on television, with the volume on full blast. She quotes him as saying: ‘If I were not a lawmaker, I would definitely have become a porn star. If I fail to get re-elected, I would like to be a professor in a women’s college. It will be a treasure mountain.’ … His craving for ‘abnormal play’ included forcing her to drink his urine or enduring intercourse with sex aids that he received as gifts from a like-minded colleague. But she put her foot down firmly when he spied a photograph of her mother and suggested that the lady join them in a menage a trois.

Mmmm, This IS A Tasty Burger!

No pulp fiction here when a guy chomped down on a Burger King Whopper and got a mouth full of poo. He’s suing, of course.

“I took a bite out of it,” the truck driver told the jury. “It tasted funny. I started to get sick, and I ran to the bathroom and threw up.” … “I took the top bun off it. I saw something brown mixed in with the fixings of the burger. It smelled real bad. It smelled like crap. It looked like something … how can I phrase this? … like you’re going to use the bathroom.” King took the hamburger to the Greenbrier County Health Department for testing. Laboratory analyst Ron Ramirez testified it had a high fecal coliform content.

We Were Not Lying

So the Bush gang are now furiously backpedalling. Bush has announced he believes Iraq may have destroyed any banned weapons before the US invasion, while Bush Gang insiders claim it’s all a matter of “emphasis” as the mass media primes the public for a “victory” speech soon from Bush, absent of any WMD smoking guns or a coherent Iraqi replacement regime.

Iraq may have rid itself of weapons of mass destruction in advance of a U.S.-led attack that was launched in the name of disarming that country, President George W. Bush said yesterday.


Officials inside government and advisers outside told ABCNEWS the administration emphasized the danger of Saddam’s weapons to gain the legal justification for war from the United Nations and to stress the danger at home to Americans. “We were not lying,” said one official. “But it was just a matter of emphasis.”

Earlier here.