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Ye Laddes From Macc

No, not those Macc Lads. It’s the Macclesfield Psalter from ye verily olde Macc Lads. More here.

Sore Point

The controversial Church of Scientology has slammed reports one its rituals was responsible for the sores on Katie Holmes’ mouth in May. Only a week after Tom Cruise and Holmes confirmed they had been dating for “a couple of weeks” in late April, the former Dawson’s Creek star was photographed with several cold sores and a red rash around her mouth. While most critics believed Holmes had acquired the sores from her public kissing sessions with Cruise, several gossip columnists claimed the 26-year-old actress developed the sores after enduring a Scientology process, known as purification.

Keeping Warm in the Ice Age

Archeologists have uncovered an 28,000-year-old impressively large dildo from a cave in Germany.

Researchers believe the object’s distinctive form and etched rings around one end mean there can be little doubt as to its symbolic nature. “It’s highly polished; it’s clearly recognisable”.

Ancient Phallus

Princess

Back in 1999 people were flinging cash at "The Internet" like zoo chimps fling shit. Some morons at Shockwave.com decided to give the wonderfully congenitally obnoxious Trey Parker and Matt Stone a free hand to create animated Flash cartoons. Yeah, the South Park Guys. They created "Princess", which was curtailed after only two episodes, probably because the executives finally got around to seeing what they had bought. So much for their fantasies to "mass market across multiple platforms".

These episodes are gross. You have been warned.

Princess Hears A Strange Noise
Princess
Princess Meets Officer Friendly

No Sweet Pussy

Genetic Mutation Leaves Felines Unable to Taste Sugar … Cats both large and small harbor a genetic mutation that renders the sugar detectors on their taste buds inoperative.

Destination Eschaton

Recent weeks have seen the insurgency reach new heights of sustained brutality. The violence is ever more centered on sectarian killings, with Sunni insurgents targeting hundreds of Shiite and Kurdish civilians in suicide bombings. There are reports of Shiite death squads, some with links to the interior ministry, retaliating by abducting and killing Sunni clerics and community leaders. The past 10 days have seen such a quickening of these killings, particularly by the insurgents, that many Iraqis are saying that the civil war has already begun.

The Americans concede the growing sophistication of insurgent attacks and the insurgents’ ability to replenish their ranks as fast as they are killed. “We are capturing or killing a lot of insurgents,” said a senior Army intelligence officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to make his assessments public. “But they’re being replaced quicker than we can interdict their operations. There is always another insurgent ready to step up and take charge.”

For future historians Iraq will probably replace Vietnam as the stock example of the truth of Wellington’s dictum about small wars escalating into big ones. Ironically, the US and Britain pretended in 2003 that Saddam ruled a powerful state capable of menacing his neighbours. Secretly they believed this was untrue and expected an easy victory. Now in 2005 they find to their horror that there are people in Iraq more truly dangerous than Saddam, and they are mired in an un-winnable conflict.

Enemies of Humanity

The U.S. military on Sunday said it was looking into how virtually identical quotations ended up in two of its news releases about different insurgent attacks. Following a car bombing in Baghdad on Sunday, the U.S. military issued a statement with a quotation attributed to an unidentified Iraqi that was virtually identical to a quote reacting to an attack on July 13.

The second press release, where the “unidentified Iraqi source” apparently miraculously recycles George Bush quotes. Maybe he/she is channelling?

Small Wonder

Much though I dislike Wal-Mart, it is now selling one of the latest Asian fads: the Mobiblu Cube mp3 player. This literally tiny little marvel packs in an mp3 player, a radio, and a recorder into the space of a sugar lump, and then manages to also include a very sexy organic LED (OLED) on the surface for a self-luminescent display. This makes that terrible shuffle flash player from Apple look even crappier than before.

Soon audio players will be small enough to shove in your ear, no separate headphones required. It’ll be like the Babel Fish from Hitchhiker’s, only with better tunes and less sliminess.

Sell Out Sunday

Implemented Google adverts on the page. It seems to think I am all about body fat and dieting. Contextual advertising rules, oh yes.

Burning Political Economy

Burning Man is coming up. I just noticed that an old Wikipedia entry I made was deleted some time ago by an IP registered to Black Rock City, the corporate shell that owns Burning Man. So much for radical free expression! Here is what it said:

A camp’s radial proximity to the median axis and the central “Esplanade” street functions as a rough indication of social status within BRC. Social status is generally earned through multi-year attendance at “Burns” and social networking and is an interesting demonstration of emergent political will within a planned society. Considering that large portions of BRC’s inner ring territory are either explicitly pre-designated for theme camps or reserved by occupants through active blocking and positional denial to “tourists”, BRC’s emergent and dynamic political layout is becoming of great interest to urban sociologists. It is an interesting question as to how long the current political system can maintain its population growth without running into the classic aggressive factionalism experienced by most rapidly growing trade cities during their medieval expansions.