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Viral Snakes on a Blog

There is this movie coming out about snakes on a plane with Samuel Jackson. Nothing remarkable about that really, more summer escapism. What’s more remarkable is the concerted, relentless, and nauseatingly omnipresent viral marketing campaign that the studio has been pushing for what seems like an age now. The latest effort is entitled All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us, and has been uploaded to YouTube (and countless other clippings sites). Its home base is on a slick website owned and designed by Hollywood marketing company Heavenspot. This company is astroturfing this effort under the moniker “CroFab Joe“, and has recently created a bunch of ‘hip’ profiles over the past few weeks on various high-traffic, 20-something-friendly sites. ‘Crofab’ is a popular anti-snake venom medication, so at least that is witty. However, the marketeers at Heavenspot commit a critical newbie error by entitling it “SnakeS” and not “Snake”. What made the original All Your Base so endearing was the casual lack of concern with basic grammar like singular/plural. But I guess mangling the title of the film into a singular Snake was too “edgy”.

What’s perhaps more baffling is why a site like Boing Boing uncynically supports this kind of underhand manipulation by hidden persuaders. And it’s not alone. The only explanation that makes sense to me that serious viral marketing slush fund money is being thrown around to buy blog inches.

When Doves Nomunicate

Nomunication, which means to discuss something over a couple of drinks, sounded hip in the early ’90s when the Japanese economic juggernaut appeared poised to take over the world, but now the word affects women the same way fingernails scratching a blackboard sends a chill down spines. “When the boss says to me, ‘Hey you, how about some nomunication,’ I think that rather than a special kind of communication, he’s got some sexual harassment on his mind,” [says] a 29-year-old trading company “office lady”

Timing Is Everything

The first civil charges will be forthcoming “very soon” in the stock options timing scandal involving dozens of U.S. companies … The SEC,
FBI and federal prosecutors are investigating nearly 60 companies to determine if they have manipulated the grant dates and exercise prices of stock options to boost the profits attainable by the corporate executives who got them.

Earlier here.

Ho Ho Hoboken

Moved to Hoboken, New Jersey: Frank Sinatra’s old stomping grounds. We are right next door to an Italian barber and three doors from a “luncheonette” where most things on the menu are some variety of pasta and meatball and everyone speaks in varieties of wiseguy. Then a few blocks away there’s a health food store and assorted yuppie emplacements. Interesting. Ironically, we now have an amazing view over the Hudson of the Manhattan West Side skyline – Empire State, Citicorp, Chrysler, AT&T Building – which is more then we had when we lived in New York itself. On the 4th floor we have an unimpeded view of the Empire State and its digital broadcasting dishes. I may investigate an aerial. With such a huge view WiFi pollution seems unavoidable – there are over 15 networks within range of my rather puny laptop card. In fact, this is being sent over a classic “linksys” unsecured channel 6 connection.

My Space

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Prime Cuts

A man wielding a cordless power saw in each hand rampaged through a Manhattan subway station early Thursday, using one of the buzzing blades to carve into the chest of a postal worker … The attacker snatched the two saws from a cart being used by workers upgrading the public address system.

Get Rich Or Try Diebolding

Vice President Cheney’s financial advisers are apparently betting on a rise in inflation and interest rates and on a decline in the value of the dollar against foreign currencies … The Cheneys also had between $10 million and $25 million in American Century International Bond. The fund buys mainly high-quality foreign bonds (predominantly in Europe) and rarely hedges against possible increases in the value of the dollar.

Hoff Twofer

Beer-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon because he was steaming drunk … Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: You should let me in. Do you know who I am? Im The Hoff.

It Burns! It Burns!

Biobollocks

The United States has 73 million acres of corn cropland. At 350 gallons per acre, the entire U.S. corn crop would make 25.5 billion gallons, equivalent to about 6.3 billion gallons of gasoline. The United States consumes 170 billion gallons of gasoline and diesel fuel annually. Thus the entire U.S. corn crop would supply only 3.7 percent of our auto and truck transport demands. Using the entire 300 million acres of U.S. cropland for corn-based ethanol production would meet about 15 percent of the demand.