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The Dictatorship Of The Presentation Layer

Web 2.0 marks the dictatorship of the presentation layer, a triumph of appearance over architecture that any good computer scientist should immediately dismiss as unsustainable. Ajax is touted as the answer for developers who want to offer users a richer client experience without having to go the trouble of writing a real application.

His Generation

Pete Townshend is currently touring with The Who, and apparently storming out of interviews when they bring up his current status as a registered sex offender. The party line seems to be that he was not “found guilty” and that this whole registration thing is some kind of bureaucratic mix-up or pro-forma technicality. Townshend in fact received a “caution”.

A caution in the UK is a specific non-custodial sentence that carries an explicit admission of guilt. When presented with a caution, a suspect could decide to contest it in court and plead innocence. It’s basically a version of a plea bargain, designed to avoid clogging up the court system. In order to be cautioned, a defendant must have made a complete confession in the presence of police.

Townshend’s PR people keep spinning this as a “not guilty” result, but in fact a caution is an automatic guilty plea. Under the Sex Offenders Act 1997, Townshend was placed on the ViSOR (Violent and Sex Offender Register) list, which went online on January 1st, 2003. I believe he will be listed for five years. If he avoids perpatrating a similar crime during that time, his name will be removed from the list.

It’s interesting to note that Townshend’s offence (using his credit card to purchase child porn) occured during 1999. Had he been caught for a similar offence during 2000 or on, he would have been subject to the new Criminal Justice and Court Services Act 2000 (or the even stricter Sexual Offences Act 2003). He would not have been able to obtain a caution and would have faced a mandatory custodial sentence.

Townshend himself continually presents himself as massively confused about what exactly he has done and his “innocence” or “guilt”: What I did was wrong. And stupid. My culpability is clear, but my innocence is absolute.

Comparisons with other pop stars os his generation such as Gary Glitter and Jonathan King are interesting. They all seem to exhibit peculiarly British sensibilities regarding their guilt and/or innocence with respect to their behaviours.

It’s So Bad

The first [Nintendo Wii] buyer, Isaiah Triforce Johnson, had been waiting outside the store for more than a week. He wore a Nintendo Power Glove, a wearable controller that came out in 1989, while shaking hands with Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime. Johnson said he had legally changed his name to include a reference to Nintendo’s “Zelda” series of games.

Best Of Friends

By nightfall, the imams of mosques in three Sunni neighborhoods — Ghazaliya, Amiriyah and Adhamiyah made a joint announcement to their followers. “We would like to ask you to take care and be careful for the next hours of tonight,” they said. “Open fire toward any gunman who enters the city, such as the Mahdi Army, except the Americans, because they will come to protect the people from the death squads and guard the neighborhood.” The imams gave one more piece of advice to their followers: Open fire on any members of the mostly Shiite police forces.

Hardcore Phobia

Dying For Laughs

At least 140 people were reported killed around [Iraq] Monday … At least 60 bodies were discovered in the capital. Most were middle-aged men, stripped of identification papers, who had been handcuffed, tortured and shot. Among them was Walid Hassan, a comedian with a hit television show.

For the last three years, Walid Hassan had an impossible task. He had to make war-weary Iraqis laugh. Week after week, the comedian and broadcaster found inspiration in the turmoil and bloodletting. On his weekend television show, “Caricature,” he poked fun at the poor security, the long gas lines, the electricity blackouts and the ineffective politicians … Last week, in his final role, Hassan played a man who made his way to the top of his company through connections, only to find out he was the wrong person for the job. Many viewers interpreted that as a slap at Iraq’s unity government, in which sect and tribal allegiances are clearly visible in many ministries.

Eminent Domain

39 percent of the land held by Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank is privately owned by Palestinians. Israel has long asserted that it fully respects Palestinian private property in the West Bank and only takes land there legally or, for security reasons, temporarily … 40 percent of the land that Israel plans to keep in any future deal with the Palestinians is private … The report does not include Jerusalem, which Israel has annexed and does not consider part of the West Bank, although much of the world regards East Jerusalem as occupied. Much of the world also considers Israeli settlements on occupied land to be illegal under international law.

Iku Iku Byo

Growing numbers of Japanese women are afflicted with an illness that gives them orgasms virtually 24 hours a day. And with suggestions that it could be deadly, the women hardly know whether they’re coming or going … “When I got on the train one day, I could feel blood gushing toward a certain part of my body and it felt so good I almost let out a moan. It was sheer murder when everybody got pushed into the carriage.”

Numbers Game

Between 2 percent and 5 percent of Iraq’s 27 million people have been killed, wounded or uprooted since the Americans invaded in 2003, calculates Anthony H. Cordesman of the Center for International and Strategic Studies. “This is civil war,” he said.

WTO Announces Formalized Slavery Model for Africa

At a Wharton Business School conference on business in Africa, World Trade Organization representative Hanniford Schmidt announced the creation of a WTO initiative for “full private stewardry of labor” for the parts of Africa that have been hardest hit by the 500 years of Africa’s free trade with the West. The initiative will require Western companies doing business in some parts of Africa to own their workers outright … “Full, untrammelled stewardry is the best available solution to African poverty, and the inevitable result of free-market theory,” Schmidt told more than 150 attendees … One conference attendee asked what incentive employers had to remain as stewards once their employees are too old to work or reproduce. Schmidt responded that a large new biotech market would answer that worry … There were no other questions from the audience that took issue with Schmidt’s proposal.

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