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Smoke Me A Kipper

Everything’s beginning to smell of smoked fish. It reminds me of the time in Dublin when Burdock’s fish’n'chip shop burned and the Lord Edward pub next door smelled of kipper for years. I think the 1970s red vinyl flock wallpaper can apparently absorb 100x its weight in smoke particles.

Google Got IMAP

Saw this and checked and, yes, it seems that after literally years of retarded obstinance, Google has finally enabled IMAP for its GMail email service. I just checked and the option appears on the “Settings” tab. There’s HowTos here. Finally this will make using GMail on the mobile less annoying by reducing the number of duplicate entries. Maybe this is a result of competition from Microsoft’s new Live Mail (or whatever) which, after I went through a tedious upgrade process, actually seemed to have some very cool integration *and* 5GB of storage. And Yahoo’s Go client for mobiles is very slick and way, way ahead of any Google’s equivalent available offerings except, of course, the client-native Maps.

Of course, a new issue I face now is that, with IMAP, a mail server behaves more like a folder store in that you can copy messages to and from it. So I could import all my old email into GMail, finally, without having to fake it with a spoofed POP server as some crazy people have done. It’s usually as simple as drag’n'drop. But I have email archives going back to 1987 – I may be over GMail’s space limit. Maybe this is a plan to get people to pay for upgraded server space?archives

California Governor’s Current Advice

Carbon Debt

A lacto-ovo vegetarian emits far less greenhouse gas than a counterpart adhering to the standard, meat-rich American diet—the difference is equivalent to around 1.5 metric tons of carbon dioxide per year.

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid: FEMA Incoming

I did get lots of emails and even some calls, but this is a quick note to say that I am safe from the fires for now. I am pretty close to the airport and quite well insulated by surrounding urban development although I can see huge pillars of smoke along the horizon. Because I was to have taken an exam on Monday, I actually spent most of the weekend looked into a small room with no TV or media and had literally no idea anything was going on until I arrived at the campus. The sun was rising and saw the sky was a kind of sick colour resembling the weird sky near the end of the Quatermass Conclusion when most of the people on earth under 20 have been converted into cosmic space dust candy by the Sky God and their residue is beginning to block out the sun.

These maps show the local San Diego fires, these show thermal imagery, and this one shows the whole SoCal thing. There’s pretty ones and even big picture ones. There’s even raw incident reports. It’s all about the weather, and the crazy Santa Ana winds (they actually blew over some of the multi-axle freight trucks).

The compulsory evacuation zone grew to just a horizon or so from the UCSD campus and the air was quite toxic (resembling Dublin in the coal-burning 1980s) so school was cancelled until further notice. The hotel where me and Lisa stayed last March is actually in the middle of the worst-hit zone (“Rancho Bernardo“) and that area now looks like World War 1′s No-Man’s Land. On TV, reporters are running around trying to get money shots of burning houses and then the pathos shot of poking through smouldering rubble pointing out melted PCs and family heirlooms and so on.

Anyway, there are many satellite shots of the plumes, professional and amateur photography, blogs blogs blogs, and NBC announced that FEMA will be “getting involved”. People have even found some redeeming uses for the formerly hilariously narcissistic Twitter. There are emergency services radio chatter streams. Webcams. Power outages. Wikis. TV. Finally, it’s (mostly) not snark, it’s Fark 8 9 10.

Point Break Flame On

The hills above them were burning, but it was the surfers who were stoked Sunday in Malibu. Waves were breaking perfectly at the famed Surfrider Beach … The closure of Pacific Coast Highway through the fire zone kept most outsiders off the beach. Locals were kept away by the evacuation order … Fire engines raced past with sirens screaming, and helicopters swooped low overhead on water-dropping runs. Embers rained down on the beach to the east, and a thick layer of brown smoke cloaked the seaward horizon. “They were over there hosing down the Malibu Pier. The market down the road is on fire. It’s like a Hollywood set around here. This is totally not real,” said surfer Ozstar Dejourday, 50, of La Jolla. “But the fire is not chasing us out. The waves are just getting better and better”.

Boy Scout-Like Preparedness

A young man facing larceny charges was discovered in a District Court to have tiny bags of heroin hidden in his penis and a mobile phone and charger up his rectum … the mobile phone was turned on while hidden inside him. Both the phone, charger and SIM card were carefully wrapped in tin-foil and coated with Vaseline … the man had five tiny plastic sachets of heroin stuffed up inside the foreskin of his penis … and are believed to have been intended for his use in prison had he received a jail term.

Cult of Youth

[Jones] said that he was 27 years old and worked at a Newport Beach, California, hedge fund, where he managed billions in assets. He used the alias, he said, because his bosses would fire him if they knew about YouPorn … It turns out there is a Stanford alum named Stephen Paul Jones. But he’s fortyish, not 27, and he lives in South Lake Tahoe, California, not Newport Beach … The man who says he’s 27 and uses Jones as an alias has stopped returning my calls. So I drive north to Lake Tahoe. I knock on the door of a lodgelike three-story house with an enormous backyard. A blond, barrel-chested man answers, an entourage of children in tow. I tell him my name and ask to speak to Jones. “Wrong house,” he says, as his face goes hard. His wife asks what this is about. I say I am a reporter writing about an internet company. “Oh,” she says and gives him a look … He threatens to sue me, saying he has “Google’s lawyers.”

Madonna Juice

As she passed into her late 40s, [Madonna] began to exhibit the standard symptoms of menopause such as the muscular biceps of an 18-year-old Golden Gloves boxer and a set of shoulders you could land a goddamn jet on … Madonna has tried on just about every female identity ever created, from the virgin right up through cougar. With nowhere to go, she’s ready to move on to men’s identities and is apparently starting with Lou Ferrigno.

Fáilte

It’s important to make clear that the Irish distrust and dislike all foreigners. It’s a national trait. We will use a bit of charm when you stop us for directions or waylay us in a pub, but that’s often because we just want your money … The fact that the people who serve us pints are now nuclear physicists from Latvia and our gardeners are university lecturers from the Philippines makes us deeply uncomfortable, but what can we do? We’re simply too rich to do it ourselves.