meehawl all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

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Shell Game

Microsoft gets about 75 percent of its 40 billion dollars in revenue from licensing fees. A few years ago, it set up an Irish subsidiary called Round Island One Ltd. to own its 16...

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Delicacy

Leeches gorged with blood apparently are a Chinese delicacy. So a pond is filled with the creatures and three prostitutes are forced into it until the leeches are gorged. Then the women are removed...

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Priorities

Politically motivated assassination of the youngest elected female head of government, first female leader of a Muslim country (and only Muslim nuclear State): 1,900 articles. Tiger-Racoon Alliance to Eliminate Humanity: 3,200 articles.

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Peak Beer

Hit by price increases and shortages, many breweries, particularly the small “craft brewers” and the even smaller microbreweries, are being forced to raise prices, make do with modified recipes or shut off the spigots...

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Moron Mystery Tax

“Mystery” gift cards on eBay. People bid up to several hundred dollars for little pieces of plastic that may contain up to hundreds of dollars of stored value, but probably don’t.