That’s Another Few For The Fire
The dead have quit rotting in German cemeteries — they are turning into wax-like corpses … Corpses are no longer decaying … Instead, the deceased become waxen, an uncanny process that has become so...
meehawl all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned
Killing Time
MetaFilter is a good way to pass some time: Anglo Women are an endangered species! Past life as a Samurai. I am a Mutant with an enlarged brain, and a device implanted into my...
Never Gonna Xenu You Up
Anonymous RickRolled Scientology. Why? For the lulz. More Ricks.
Botox Kabuki
For a decade now, Hollywood acting has been slowly, steadily poisoned by a bacterium called Clostridium botulinum … Today, most actors in most movies have deliberately paralysed faces, incapable of registering anything … This...
Dirty Hive Mind
I was looking for something too obscure for BitTorrent and figured it might be lurking somewhere on RapidShare or one of the other gonzo file dumps. When I went to RapidLibrary.Com, it helpfully printed...
White Lines Blow Away
Bluefields in Nicaragua looks like any other rum-soaked, Rastafarian-packed, hammock-infested Caribbean paradise. But Bluefields has a secret … People here don’t have to work. Every week, sometimes every day, 35kg sacks of cocaine drift...
The War in the Air
The U.S. military also said in a statement that it had dropped 19,000 pounds of explosives on the farmland of Arab Jabour south of Baghdad. The strikes targeted buried bombs and weapons caches. “In...
Last.FM Now Offers Full Media Streaming, and Unauthorised, Convenient Downloads
Last.FM (née AudioScrobbler), an early leader of social music consumption, was bought out a while back by CBS Broadcasting Inc, a huge US media conglomerate. One would expect this to be a Very Bad...
President Urges Americans to “Spend Freely†To Avoid Recession
[The US President announced] a series of conferences to devise means of preventing the Stockmarket decline from affecting US business … The automobile makers, represented by Ford and General Motors’ Alfred P. Sloan Jr.,...