meehawl all that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned

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Vegetative Depression

CC: FO in Rectum. ASSESSMENT: Pt has a cucumber and coke bottle stuck in rectum x 24 hours. attempted to remove throughout day without success., Airway: clear, Breathing: non-labored, Breathing: normal, Circulation: adequate, Capillary...

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The Seed Is Strong

This is how I know Brenna is a Rogers. When I asked her today what she wanted to do after her nap, she said “I want to go to the Circus Pub“. This is...

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Pizza Time with Baking Steel

I decided I should expand from making just curries and pilafs. So I looked into getting a pizza stone but then found out the silly things break all the time. So I researched around...

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Holiday Tech Upgrade

I updated my Samsung Galaxy S2 phone by wiping off the Samsung/Sprint OS and installing CyanogenMod 10, an Android 4.1 Jelly Bean open community replacement. Jelly Bean uses some new Google trickery called “Project...

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Crack is Whack

Just another emergency call night: States cameras in house and being poisoned by walls. States weakness and cp. taking crack for pain and energy without relief No relief even with crack? What is the...

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The Polychoron Instinct

Today we’re heading back from daycare and Brenna points at a STOP traffic sign and says, simply and clearly: “Octagon!” She’s two-and-a-half. Where does this stuff come from?  

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Emergency Pimple Care

One of the reasons why US healthcare costs are so ridiculously high for such middling outcomes are because so many people have such poor access to primary care, they remain unsure of what constitutes...

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Leeches, Stat!

Had a hunch, ran some iron studies on a patient with some atypical psychotic features (and smearing poop everywhere!) They are positive for iron overload… hemochromatosis. Now my plan to order leeches (stat!) to...