La Recherche Du Temps Perdu

So this is how imaginings of alien abductions take place. I entered the shower this morning at my usual time (noted because I checked the time as I was switching off the phone alarm). I exited the shower at some indeterminate time. After I did the usual shaving, scratching, and assorted ablutions. However, when I finally checked my watch getting breakfast ready I was surprised to realise that I was around 15 minutes behind schedule. Lisa told me “I *thought* you were in the shower longer than usual”.

I can only assume that somehow I fell asleep or dozed off into an insensate fugue while standing up! When I think about it, I can;t actually firmly recall showering at all. It’s all hazy.

Were I living in a trailer park I would probably conclude that I was abducted for around 15 minutes and subjected to the anal probe. But I was not. Of course, thats what they’d want me to believe, isn’t it?