Bye Bye Chef

Isaac Hayes, who has provided the voice of Chef for [South Park] since 1997, asked to be let out of his contract because he had just noticed that the cartoon, about four precocious potty-mouthed fourth-graders in South Park, Colo., makes fun of religious groups. Hayes, who is a Scientologist, said it’s part of what he sees as a “growing insensitivity toward personal spiritual beliefs” in the media … Series co-creator Matt Stone understandably wondered why it took Hayes nearly a full decade to figure out that “South Park” pokes fun at, among other things, religions. “This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology,” Stone said in an interview with the Associated Press.

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

2 Responses

  1. Dez says:

    http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3477151

    Best quote!!!

    The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, “Don’t you think this has gone on long enough? It’s time for you to come out of the closet. You’re not fooling anyone

    ho ho ho ho

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