{"id":1025,"date":"2002-05-08T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-08T22:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2002-05-08T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-08T22:43:00","slug":"chelsea-clinton-goth-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/05\/08\/18\/43\/chelsea-clinton-goth-redux\/","title":{"rendered":"Chelsea Clinton Goth Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s taken a while since I posted it <a href=\"..\/Blogfiles\/2002_01_20_WeekArchive.php#9014797\">first<\/a>, but suddenly the phrase &#8220;chelsea clinton&#8221; (or variations thereof, have replaced the usual search words (&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=chu+mei+feng+site%3Awww.meehawl.com\">chu mei feng<\/a>&#8220;, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=hydracodone+site%3Awww.meehawl.com\">hydracodone<\/a>, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=longest+cock+site%3Awww.meehawl.com\">longest cock<\/a>&#8220;, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=satan+pooh++site%3Awww.meehawl.com\">satan pooh<\/a>&#8220;, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;safe=off&#038;q=urethral+play\">urethra play<\/a>&#8220;, and so on <sup>(the location of the last link is left as an exercise for the reader)<\/sup>) from the open sewers of Google and Yahoo.<\/p>\n<p>Why? If you enter &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=chelsea+clinton+photos\">chelsea clinton photos<\/a>&#8221; into Google, <a href=\"..\/Mine\/Chelsea%20Clinton%20Goes%20Goth\/\">this<\/a> comes up as #8 on the list! I&#8217;m beating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/life\/2002\/2002-01-23-chelsea.htm\"><i>USA Today<\/i><\/a>!<br \/>\n<a href=\"..\/Mine\/Chelsea%20Clinton%20Goes%20Goth\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/ChelseaShirley-LoRes.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it&#8217;s taken a while since I posted it first, but suddenly the phrase &#8220;chelsea clinton&#8221; (or variations thereof, have replaced the usual search words (&#8220;chu mei feng&#8220;, &#8220;hydracodone, &#8220;longest cock&#8220;, &#8220;satan pooh&#8220;, &#8220;urethra&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}