{"id":1025,"date":"2002-05-08T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-08T22:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2002-05-08T18:43:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-08T22:43:00","slug":"chelsea-clinton-goth-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/05\/08\/18\/43\/chelsea-clinton-goth-redux\/","title":{"rendered":"Chelsea Clinton Goth Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"

So it’s taken a while since I posted it first<\/a>, but suddenly the phrase “chelsea clinton” (or variations thereof, have replaced the usual search words (“chu mei feng<\/a>“, “hydracodone<\/a>, “longest cock<\/a>“, “satan pooh<\/a>“, “urethra play<\/a>“, and so on (the location of the last link is left as an exercise for the reader)<\/sup>) from the open sewers of Google and Yahoo.<\/p>\n

Why? If you enter “chelsea clinton photos<\/a>” into Google, this<\/a> comes up as #8 on the list! I’m beating USA Today<\/i><\/a>!
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So it’s taken a while since I posted it first, but suddenly the phrase “chelsea clinton” (or variations thereof, have replaced the usual search words (“chu mei feng“, “hydracodone, “longest cock“, “satan pooh“, “urethra...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t