{"id":1033,"date":"2002-05-15T20:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-16T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1033"},"modified":"2002-05-15T20:55:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-16T00:55:00","slug":"being-a-homicidal-john-malkovich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/05\/15\/20\/55\/being-a-homicidal-john-malkovich\/","title":{"rendered":"Being A Homicidal John Malkovich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/argument.independent.co.uk\/commentators\/story.jsp?story=294787\">John Malkovich wants to personally <\/a><a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Israel%20-%20Sharon%20Declares%20War\/Why%20does%20John%20Malkovich%20want%20to%20kill%20me.html\">shoot Robert Fisk<\/a>, probably the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;safe=off&#038;q=robert.fisk+journalist+awards+-libels\">best writer on the Middle East<\/a> of the last 50 years (but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=robert.fisk+journalist+dishonest\">some people don&#8217;t think so<\/a>). Maybe there are still some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;safe=off&#038;q=being.john.malkovich\">weird people rattling around inside his head<\/a>? Anyway, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.netslaves.com\/pg-message_read.asp?id=200205131935534529\">not just me<\/a> who thinks this is weird.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently John Malkovich wants to personally shoot Robert Fisk, probably the best writer on the Middle East of the last 50 years (but some people don&#8217;t think so). Maybe there are still some&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}