{"id":1035,"date":"2002-05-16T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-16T19:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2002-05-16T15:59:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-16T19:59:00","slug":"vader-vows-war-on-teror-will-continue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/05\/16\/15\/59\/vader-vows-war-on-teror-will-continue\/","title":{"rendered":"Vader Vows War On Teror Will Continue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this <a href=\"http:\/\/features.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=32731&#038;cid=3530325\">great satire<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/features.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=32731&#038;cid=3530325\"><\/a> on Slashdot:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/features.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=32731&#038;cid=3530325\"><i>CORUSCANT &#8212; Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel Alliance were &#8220;encouraging, the War on Terror is not over yet.&#8221;<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>It was one year ago today that the Death Star, perhaps the greatest symbol of the Empire&#8217;s might, was destroyed in an attack by fanatic Rebels, who used small, single-person crafts to infiltrate seemingly impenetrable defenses. Thousands of mourners were on hand to remember and pay tribute to the victims and their families.<\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/features.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=32731&#038;cid=3530325\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/features.slashdot.org\/comments.pl?sid=32731&#038;cid=3530325\"><i>&#8220;We lost our innocence that day,&#8221; reflected one mourner. &#8220;I guess we thought we were immune from the kind of violence that happens in other galaxies. We were wrong.&#8221;<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this great satire on Slashdot: CORUSCANT &#8212; Presiding over a memorial service commemorating the victims of the attack on the Death Star, the Emperor declared that while recent victories over the Rebel&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}