{"id":1045,"date":"2002-05-21T19:34:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-21T23:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1045"},"modified":"2002-05-21T19:34:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-21T23:34:00","slug":"rats-are-better-than-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/05\/21\/19\/34\/rats-are-better-than-husbands\/","title":{"rendered":"Rats Are Better Than Husbands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Especially for Lisa, it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article_email\/0,,SB1021583347516003160,00.html\">Rat Beauty <\/a><a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Rat%20Beauty%20Pageants\/Pageants%20for%20Pretty%20Rats.html\">Pageants<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=%22American+Fancy+Rat+and+Mouse%22\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.afrma.org\/images\/rmlogox2.gif\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I wonder will they use <a href=\"..\/Blogfiles\/2002_05_12_WeekArchive.php#76512209\">trained RoboRats<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Earlier <a href=\"..\/Blogfiles\/2002_05_12_WeekArchive.php#76512209\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Especially for Lisa, it&#8217;s Rat Beauty Pageants! I wonder will they use trained RoboRats? Earlier here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}