{"id":1065,"date":"2002-06-24T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-24T21:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2002-06-24T17:25:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-24T21:25:00","slug":"wot-no-abs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/06\/24\/17\/25\/wot-no-abs\/","title":{"rendered":"Wot? No Abs?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Being unemployed I now have a lot more time to watch junk TV and the frequency of those abs buster electro machines is kind of worrying. So I looked at my little Buddah Belly (“cute” according to Lisa) and wondered “What if…?”. Anyway, I resisted dialing the 1800 number and after this temporary insanity had passed, I did some research…<\/p>\n

After eight weeks of “training” using EMS, subjects experienced no significant changes in weight, body-fat percentage, strength or overall appearance. Not only was EMS ineffective, it was painful, too.<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n

Apparently, the FDA dislikes them as well<\/a>. Back to the drawing board…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Being unemployed I now have a lot more time to watch junk TV and the frequency of those abs buster electro machines is kind of worrying. So I looked at my little Buddah Belly...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t