{"id":1071,"date":"2002-06-30T20:07:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-01T00:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2002-06-30T20:07:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-01T00:07:00","slug":"bushs-rectal-topography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/06\/30\/20\/07\/bushs-rectal-topography\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush&#8217;s Rectal Topography"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a world where the <a href=\"..\/Flash\/Bush\/index.html\">Leader of the Free World<\/a> can get all lubed up, spreadeagled<br \/>\n, and a video camera inserted up his arse and then despite wall-to-wall cov<br \/>\nera<br \/>\nge there<br \/>\n is *no* interview with whoever had the job of lubing up the First Bottom, I feel somehow cheated of full surreality. I hope the video recording of this undoubtedly epochal moment will be properly archived for future generations to analyse. Today we pore over tapes of Nixon&#8217;s racist obscenities, perhaps future generations will marvel at a Smithsonian exhibit of Bush&#8217;s rectal topography. Oh please dear Gods of Fate, let it be so!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a world where the Leader of the Free World can get all lubed up, spreadeagled , and a video camera inserted up his arse and then despite wall-to-wall cov era ge there is&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}