{"id":1081,"date":"2002-07-07T03:39:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-07T07:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1081"},"modified":"2002-07-07T03:39:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-07T07:39:00","slug":"arse-and-britney-pee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/07\/07\/03\/39\/arse-and-britney-pee\/","title":{"rendered":"Arse and Britney Pee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So according to my web stats, six people went to my website after typing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=arse\"><i>arse<\/i><\/a> into Google. I don&#8217;t know what to make of this because I don&#8217;t see it there when I type it. Of course, two people found it by typing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=lang_en&#038;q=britney+pee\"><i>britney pee<\/i><\/a> where I am <a href=\"..\/Blogfiles\/2002_03_10_WeekArchive.php#10738039\">fifth<\/a>, so that&#8217;s more understandable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So according to my web stats, six people went to my website after typing arse into Google. I don&#8217;t know what to make of this because I don&#8217;t see it there when I type&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1081"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1081\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}