{"id":1100,"date":"2002-07-22T15:55:00","date_gmt":"2002-07-22T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2002-07-22T15:55:00","modified_gmt":"2002-07-22T19:55:00","slug":"what-would-dr-doolittle-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/07\/22\/15\/55\/what-would-dr-doolittle-do\/","title":{"rendered":"What Would Dr Doolittle Do?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I <i>always<\/i> say to myself that the internet can&#8217;t surprise me any more, and then I discover sites that specialize in <a href=\"http:\/\/membres.lycos.fr\/meehsa\/\">porno shots of <\/a><a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Fetish\/Bestiality\/Animal%20Genitalia%20-%20Sicko%20or%20What\/\">male animal genitalia<\/a>. I found it courtesy of this <a href=\"http:\/\/profiles.yahoo.com\/abeastwhore\">woman&#8217;s profile<\/a> page &#8211; with an interesting list of interests. The <b><a href=\"http:\/\/members.yahoo.com\/interests\/Farm_Animals-1600042720\">Farm Animals<\/a><\/b>, <b><a href=\"http:\/\/members.yahoo.com\/interests\/K9-1602421107\">K9<\/a><\/b>, and <b><a href=\"http:\/\/members.yahoo.com\/interests\/Dogz-1600144720\">Dogz<\/a><\/b> just about sum it up, but I also thought the addition of <b><a href=\"http:\/\/members.yahoo.com\/interests\/Fisting-1600814768\">Fisting<\/a><\/b>, <b><a href=\"http:\/\/members.yahoo.com\/interests\/Seniors-1600086245\">Seniors<\/a><\/b>, and <b><a href=\"http:\/\/members.yahoo.com\/interests\/Corsets-1600786310\">Corsets<\/a><\/b> was masterful. She even provides <a href=\"http:\/\/briefcase.yahoo.com\/bc\/abeastwhore\/lst?&#038;.dir=\/My+Photos&#038;.src=bc&#038;.view=t&#038;.begin=1&#038;.order=&#038;.done=http%3a\/\/briefcase.yahoo.com\/bc\/abeastwhore\/lst%3f%26.dir=\/My%2bPhotos%26.src=bc%26.view=t\">photos of herself getting down to business<\/a>. <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=ferris+bueller\">I&#8217;ve said it before and I&#8217;ll say it again: life moves pretty fast.. if you don&#8217;t look around once in awhile, you could miss it<\/a><\/i>. And, again, just how damn hard <i>is it<\/i> to get a date in the Bay Area?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I always say to myself that the internet can&#8217;t surprise me any more, and then I discover sites that specialize in porno shots of male animal genitalia. I found it courtesy of&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}