{"id":1128,"date":"2002-08-07T20:15:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-08T00:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1128"},"modified":"2002-08-07T20:15:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-08T00:15:00","slug":"and-i-shall-call-her-mini-britme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/08\/07\/20\/15\/and-i-shall-call-her-mini-britme\/","title":{"rendered":"And I Shall Call Her&#8230; Mini BritMe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dammit, just as Britney Spears was getting too <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=britney+Spears+skanky\">skanky<\/a> and wrinkled for even the dumbest of her fans to like, along comes a damn Britney Spears clone: her little sister <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Jamie+Lynn+Spears\">Jamie Lynn Spears<\/a>. Just the ticket to resurrect the paedophiliac fanbase and build out from there&#8230;<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.meehawl.com\/Asset\/Britney%20Spears%20Mini%20Me.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Britney Pee Pee story <a href=\"..\/Blogfiles\/2002_03_10_WeekArchive.php#10738039\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh dammit, just as Britney Spears was getting too skanky and wrinkled for even the dumbest of her fans to like, along comes a damn Britney Spears clone: her little sister Jamie Lynn Spears.&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}