{"id":1180,"date":"2002-09-19T15:53:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-19T19:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2002-09-19T15:53:00","modified_gmt":"2002-09-19T19:53:00","slug":"revenge-of-the-calamari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2002\/09\/19\/15\/53\/revenge-of-the-calamari\/","title":{"rendered":"Revenge Of The Calamari"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/story.jsp?story=322280\">Giant Squids are taking over the planet<\/a>. Unwittingly, us human dupes have been warming the oceans and killing off whales so successfully that now <a href=\"..\/Webstore\/Squid\/Mysteries%20of%20the%20giant%20squid.html\"><i>Architeuthis Dux<\/i> is breeding out of control<\/a>. In biomass terms, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=Architeuthis+Dux\">Giant Squids<\/a> have already won: there are more of them than us. I think I&#8217;ll go watch <a href=\"http:\/\/us.imdb.com\/Title?0046672\"><i>20,000 Leagues Under the Sea<\/i><\/a> again and pay closer attention to the squid battle. It won&#8217;t be long before I have to fight them in the streets. <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=Architeuthis+Dux\">Know Your Enemy<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/images?q=cthulhu\">Fight the Cthulhoids<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So apparently Giant Squids are taking over the planet. Unwittingly, us human dupes have been warming the oceans and killing off whales so successfully that now Architeuthis Dux is breeding out of control. In&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}