{"id":1312,"date":"2003-02-04T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-05T01:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1312"},"modified":"2003-02-04T21:11:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-05T01:11:00","slug":"meat-on-the-hoof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2003\/02\/04\/21\/11\/meat-on-the-hoof\/","title":{"rendered":"Meat On The Hoof"},"content":{"rendered":"

So apparently teen girls are abandoning beef in droves<\/a>, and this has ranchers very concerned. THey have set up a cheesy website, Cool-2-B-Real<\/a> (!), where teen girls are reminded that Real girls are “keepin’ it real” by building strong bodies and strong minds<\/i> through, presumably, eating more burgers or something. Yeah, that’ll work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So apparently teen girls are abandoning beef in droves, and this has ranchers very concerned. THey have set up a cheesy website, Cool-2-B-Real (!), where teen girls are reminded that Real girls are “keepin’...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t