{"id":1317,"date":"2003-02-07T00:43:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-07T04:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2003-02-07T00:43:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-07T04:43:00","slug":"im-melting-im-melting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2003\/02\/07\/00\/43\/im-melting-im-melting\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Melting! I&#8217;m Melting!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today I noticed this huge surge in hits, like 2000 more than usual, so I checked my traffic reports and it seems that I am now Google&#8217;s third-highest hit for a search on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=michael+jackson+face\">Michael Jackson Face<\/a>. And yet not in the top 100 hits for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=lang_en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;safe=off&#038;q=michael+jackson%27s+face\">Michael Jackson&#8217;s Face<\/a>. Which are obviously semantically congruent for most search intents. This seems to be a big flaw in Google&#8217;s weighting mechanism&#8230; it&#8217;s giving too much weight to my H1 tag. I must slag Joseph about this&#8230; The top hit is a <a href=\"http:\/\/anomalies-unlimited.com\/Jackson.html\">history of Michael Jackson&#8217;s face<\/a>, which really is cool and kind of gross. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ntk.net\/2003\/02\/07\/dohmj.gif\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\">Michael Jackson&#8217;s current appearance<\/a> is unexpected, to say the least.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today I noticed this huge surge in hits, like 2000 more than usual, so I checked my traffic reports and it seems that I am now Google&#8217;s third-highest hit for a search on&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}