{"id":132,"date":"2001-10-04T13:40:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-04T17:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=132"},"modified":"2001-10-04T13:40:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-04T17:40:00","slug":"mutated-cock-fungus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/10\/04\/13\/40\/mutated-cock-fungus\/","title":{"rendered":"Mutated Cock Fungus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am so bummed. That <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockymountainnews.com\/drmn\/local\/article\/0,1299,DRMN_15_835399,00.html\">severed<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.denverpost.com\/Stories\/0,1002,53%257E163075,00.html\">cock<\/a> found in a bottle of fruit punch <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/doc_o_day\/oratea1.shtml\">turns out<\/a> to have been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockymountainnews.com\/drmn\/local\/article\/0,1299,DRMN_15_838932,00.html\">simply an evolved, mutated fungus<\/a>. But it was an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepittsburghchannel.com\/pit\/news\/stories\/news-100264420011003-181007.html\">easy mistake to make<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Take the pepsi challenge&#8230;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/MoldCock.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am so bummed. That severed cock found in a bottle of fruit punch turns out to have been simply an evolved, mutated fungus. But it was an easy mistake to make. Take the&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}