{"id":134,"date":"2001-10-04T15:19:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-04T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=134"},"modified":"2001-10-04T15:19:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-04T19:19:00","slug":"first-against-the-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/10\/04\/15\/19\/first-against-the-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"First Against The Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"

This mutated fungus<\/a> frightens me. What if the fungi are finally taking over? Evolving to replace us? Like the Pod People<\/a>, now we have to worry about mushroom mickeys<\/a>. People are voluntarily<\/i> altering their cocks<\/a> to look more like fungus. These people are collaborators and will be first against the wall<\/a> when the revolution comes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This mutated fungus frightens me. What if the fungi are finally taking over? Evolving to replace us? Like the Pod People, now we have to worry about mushroom mickeys. People are voluntarily altering their...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t