{"id":1345,"date":"2003-02-27T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-27T21:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2003-02-27T17:05:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-27T21:05:00","slug":"join-the-navy-and-bury-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2003\/02\/27\/17\/05\/join-the-navy-and-bury-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Join the Navy and Bury the World!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hotjobs.com\/cgi-bin\/job-show?TEMPLATE=\/htdocs\/job-show.html&#038;J__PINDEX=J956129UU&#038;P__SOURCE=HJC&#038;P__SOURCE_SPECIFIC=HJC&#038;BOLD_KEYWORDS=navy+mortician&#038;BOLD_OPENTAG=%3Cspan+class%3D%22bold-opentag%22%3E&#038;BOLD_CLOSETAG=%3C%2Fspan%3E\">US Navy is offering a huge sign-on bonus for experienced morticians<\/a>. Guess they figure they will have to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.commondreams.org\/headlines03\/0131-11.htm\">fill their new body bags with some prime product<\/a> that requires processing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the US Navy is offering a huge sign-on bonus for experienced morticians. Guess they figure they will have to fill their new body bags with some prime product that requires processing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}