{"id":1555,"date":"2003-05-12T18:31:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-12T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2003-05-12T18:31:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-12T22:31:00","slug":"lizard-head-meets-chicken-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2003\/05\/12\/18\/31\/lizard-head-meets-chicken-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Lizard Head Meets Chicken Head!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Finger Licking Good!<\/h4>\n

Unlike the Chicken-Head-In-McDonald’s-Fries<\/a> story, these guys found a lizard head in their Applebee’s chicken salad<\/a>.
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“Based on our initial investigation, we believe that somehow a small ‘fence lizard’ managed to deeply imbed itself in a head of lettuce delivered to our restaurant from California. The associate who prepared the lettuce did not notice this highly unusual situation.”<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Of course, the big question is… who ate the lizard body<\/i>, and how did they not notice? Maybe it was crushed and spread all over the lettuce as a sort of spicy, unrecognizable dressing?
\nEarlier here <\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Finger Licking Good! Unlike the Chicken-Head-In-McDonald’s-Fries story, these guys found a lizard head in their Applebee’s chicken salad. “Based on our initial investigation, we believe that somehow a small ‘fence lizard’ managed to deeply...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t