{"id":160,"date":"2001-10-07T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-08T00:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=160"},"modified":"2001-10-07T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-08T00:38:00","slug":"pink-one-eye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/10\/07\/20\/38\/pink-one-eye\/","title":{"rendered":"Pink One Eye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So now I am checking my laundry and all my dark trousers pockets are dyed pink from my ever-ultra-uber-RED hoodie that just won&#8217;t quit running red dye into everything. And my hands are orange from too much beta-carotene. I am starting to break out in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/EnchantedForest\/Meadow\/5594\/Pee-weeisMahir.html\">Pee Wee Herman<\/a> colours all over.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"..\/Asset\/PeeWee.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I figured out a whole new way of moving my penis inside a gorgeous vagina last night and it was welcomed by both parties. Who said an old dog can&#8217;t learn new tricks?<\/p>\n<p>I also got to go down to a beach burn on Ocean Beach, which was nice and quite civilised &#8212; compared with fighting off scummer gangs on Sandmount Strand. It was <b><i>dark<\/b><\/i> and one couple were throwing a limunous football around and I got this sudden inkling of how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.burningman.com\/whatisburningman\/about_burningman\/bm_timeline.html\">Burning Man<\/a> must have been back in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tntech.edu\/~mww\/www\/reagan.html\">horrible 80s<\/a> when it started. But it was on Baker, I guess, so they could all <a href=\"http:\/\/ip-service.com\/Kurs\/smilac.html\">LAGNAF<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So now I am checking my laundry and all my dark trousers pockets are dyed pink from my ever-ultra-uber-RED hoodie that just won&#8217;t quit running red dye into everything. And my hands are orange&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}