{"id":1815,"date":"2003-12-09T16:54:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-09T20:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1815"},"modified":"2003-12-09T16:54:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-09T20:54:00","slug":"chicken-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2003\/12\/09\/16\/54\/chicken-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"

I really<\/a> don’t feel like chicken tonight<\/a>.<\/p>\n

When I would grab the chickens that missed the
\nkilling machine in order to cut their throats, their
\nfeathers would come out in my hands and the
\nskin of their necks would stick to my cut glove.
\n(that Kevlar glove we had to wear to kill to keep
\nfrom cutting ourselves with the extra-sharp
\nkilling knives) Toward the end, some of them
\neven started having their heads swell up before
\nthey got to me and there was blood coming out
\nof their earholes and noseholes. There was also
\na grayish fluid coming out their noses with the
\nblood that may have been their brains cooking
\nout of their heads. I am not sure, but they
\nwere still kicking and flopping awfully hard. <\/p>\n

They made noises, but I couldn’t really say it
\nwas sqawking. It sounded like what you might
\nexpect a chicken clucking under water would
\nsound like or something. Kind of a eerie
\ngurgling sound. It really creeped me out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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