{"id":1955,"date":"2004-04-29T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-29T21:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=1955"},"modified":"2004-04-29T17:21:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-29T21:21:00","slug":"santorum-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2004\/04\/29\/17\/21\/santorum-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Santorum"},"content":{"rendered":"

It had to happen. US Senator Rick Santorum, the “third-ranking Senator in the Republican Party” is now the third-ranked hit on Google<\/a> for Santorum<\/a>. The first and second hits for Santorum<\/a> lead, of course to the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex<\/a><\/i>.<\/p>\n

Earlier here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It had to happen. US Senator Rick Santorum, the “third-ranking Senator in the Republican Party” is now the third-ranked hit on Google for Santorum. The first and second hits for Santorum lead, of course...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t