{"id":2039,"date":"2004-06-24T14:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-24T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2039"},"modified":"2004-06-24T14:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-24T18:44:00","slug":"seven-of-sixty-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2004\/06\/24\/14\/44\/seven-of-sixty-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"Seven of Sixty-Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is too funny. Jeri Ryan<\/a>, the fetish-clad<\/a> Star Trek Voyager<\/a> Borg<\/a> Drone “Seven of Nine<\/a>” ex-wife of “family values” Senatorial candidate Jack Ryan in Illinois (also a recent High School teacher), has described some typical family-values vacationing in their divorce papers<\/a>. She describes in lurid detail how her virulently anti-homosexual and pro-traditional marriage-minded Republican ex-husband coerced her into attending sex clubs and tried to force her into having public sex<\/a>, which apparently caused her great emotional distress.<\/p>\n

On three trips, one to New Orleans, one to New York, and one to Paris, [Jack] insisted that I go to sex clubs with him … They were long weekends, supposed “romantic” getaways … The clubs in New York and Paris were explicity sex clubs … [one] was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling. [Jack] wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple watching. I refused. [Jack] asked me to perform a sexual activity upon him and he specifically asked other people to watch. I was very upset … during a trip to Paris he took me to a sex club, without telling me where we were going … I told him he had promised me we would never go. People were having sex everywhere. I cried, I was physically ill. [Jack] became very upset with me, and said it was not a “turn on” for me to cry.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

One of Ryan’s major campaign strategies has been to emphasize how frequently he attends Christian religious rituals<\/a> (every day!), in apparent comparison to the no-doubt scandalously irreligious incumbent, Barack Obama<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Ryan, 44, a lifelong Roman Catholic and a big fan of Lewis, says he tries to get to church every day and, with rare exception, succeeds … every day, at some point, Ryan can be found in one of the back pews of a church, praying. “I believe in God,” he says. “The order of priorities is no revelation here: God, family, country. That’s how I try to think about my life, in that order.”<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jack Ryan’s issue list<\/a> is revealing, focused on the essential nature of conventional marriage, the danger of homosexual normalization, and against the “breakdown of the family”.<\/p>\n

I believe that marriage can only be defined as that union between one man and one woman. I am opposed to same-sex marriages, civil unions, and registries … The breakdown of the family over the past 35 years is one of the root causes of some of our societys most intractable social problems … my interest will be in promoting laws and educating people about the fundamental importance of the traditional family unit as the nucleus of our society.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jack Ryan’s website features many Republican Party endorsements<\/a>, but one from the sex-phobic nutjob and notorious gambling addict<\/a> Bill Bennett<\/a> really stands out. The fearless moral crusader Bennett was recently outed<\/a> as procuring the services of a rather bizarrely pixellated muscular dominatrix named “Beautiful Domme Muse<\/a>“. I can see how Bennett and Ryan would get along well together.<\/p>\n

Ryan said he was fit for high public office, noting that the court documents reveal no violations of earthly or higher laws.”I think my character has been proven by this,” Ryan said in an interview on WBEZ-FM. “There’s no breaking of any laws. There’s no breaking of any marriage laws. There’s no breaking of the Ten Commandments anywhere.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So there you have it. As long as Moses didn’t specifically rule out sex clubs, then it’s okay by family values advocate Jack Ryan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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