{"id":2042,"date":"2004-06-24T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-24T21:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2004-06-24T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-24T21:52:00","slug":"bad-judge-no-doughnut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2004\/06\/24\/17\/52\/bad-judge-no-doughnut\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Judge! No Doughnut!"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&#038;storyID=5507857\">[Oklahoma State judge Donald Thompson] frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session &#8230; Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench &#8230; &#8220;On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson&#8217;s court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench&#8221; &#8230; Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson&#8217;s court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the &#8220;swooshing&#8221; sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/0624041pump1.html\">complaint<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Oklahoma State judge Donald Thompson] frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session &#8230; Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}