{"id":2143,"date":"2005-04-26T18:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-26T22:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2143"},"modified":"2005-04-26T18:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-26T22:58:00","slug":"golly-bars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2005\/04\/26\/18\/58\/golly-bars\/","title":{"rendered":"Golly Bars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Slate has a story about an apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2117270\/\">racist &#8220;Nogger Black&#8221; bar<\/a> (black on the outside!) being sold in Sweden by a Unliver subsidiary. Which reminded me of &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;safe=off&#038;c2coff=1&#038;q=golly.bars&#038;btnG=Search\">Golly Bars<\/a>&#8220;, AKA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;safe=off&#038;c2coff=1&#038;q=golly.bar&#038;btnG=Search\">Golliwog Bars<\/a>. These were a staple of <a href=\"http:\/\/users.bigpond.net.au\/kirwilli\/games\/games.htm\">growing up in Dublin<\/a> that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unilever.com\/\">Unilever<\/a> (through its subsidiary <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hbicecream.ie\/\">HB<\/a> in Ireland) sold as a vaguely ice-cream-textured treat with an ugly blackface wrapper. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=unilever+racist&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">What the fuck is up with Unliver anyway<\/a>? In later years, HB\/Unilever changed the &#8220;Golly Bar&#8221; and abstracted the blackface into a rather impressionist design to try to obfuscate the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ferris.edu\/news\/jimcrow\/golliwog\/\">Golliwog&#8217;s nasty origins<\/a>, finally changing completely to some lame polar bear or something. I think possibly my first awareness of racism, and of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Golliwog\">institutionalised racism<\/a>, came when I was all of 5 or 6. I was sitting there wondering why some of my ice pops had pictures of dracula, or bunnies, or cows but for the life of me I couldn&#8217;t understand why this one had a picture of a person with dark skin who didn&#8217;t look very happy at all. I remember asking my parents and getting a vague answer that didn&#8217;t satisfy me. I decided to stick to the Dracula Pops, because there was a <b>serious<\/b> ice pop I could get my teeth into! Besides, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unileverfoods.ie\/brands.html#hb\">HB&#8217;s version of &#8220;ice cream&#8221;<\/a> bore more of a resemblance to flavoured cardboard than anything else. Just don&#8217;t get me started on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=lang_en&#038;safe=off&#038;c2coff=1&#038;q=minstrels+chocolates&#038;btnG=Search\">Minstrels chocolates<\/a>! And oh yeah, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=lang_en&#038;safe=off&#038;c2coff=1&#038;q=unilever+Skin+Lightening&#038;btnG=Search\">Unlever also does a brisk trade in &#8220;skin whitening&#8221; creams<\/a> in many Asian countries where the paler you are, the posher you are, apparently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Slate has a story about an apparently racist &#8220;Nogger Black&#8221; bar (black on the outside!) being sold in Sweden by a Unliver subsidiary. Which reminded me of &#8220;Golly Bars&#8220;, AKA Golliwog Bars. These were&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}