{"id":2149,"date":"2005-05-12T18:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T22:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2149"},"modified":"2005-05-12T18:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-12T22:31:00","slug":"oh-the-inhumanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2005\/05\/12\/18\/31\/oh-the-inhumanity\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh The Inhumanity!"},"content":{"rendered":"

So what do you do when you’ve paid surgeons to cut into your flesh and insert abiotic augmentations of dubious merit, and now you find that your unnaturally proportioned body is now unsuitable for most off-the-rack clothes? Why, moan about it, of course!<\/p>\n

Heidi Pollert, 30, a marketing executive in Houston, can afford suits from Prada and MaxMara but must spend a small fortune on alterations because her bust is too big for the cut of most designer clothes … “I like well-fitted clothing with straight lines, a real classic look,” said Ms. Pollert, who works for a wealth management company and tends to dress more conservatively than one might expect of a woman who has had breast implants that increased her cup size to 34F. “I’m bigger around the top, but I’m small everywhere else”.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So what do you do when you’ve paid surgeons to cut into your flesh and insert abiotic augmentations of dubious merit, and now you find that your unnaturally proportioned body is now unsuitable for...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t