{"id":2183,"date":"2005-07-24T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-25T03:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2183"},"modified":"2005-07-24T23:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-25T03:33:00","slug":"small-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2005\/07\/24\/23\/33\/small-wonder\/","title":{"rendered":"Small Wonder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much though <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=lang_en&#038;safe=off&#038;c2coff=1&#038;q=wal+mart+evil&#038;btnG=Search\">I dislike Wal-Mart<\/a>, it is now selling one of the latest Asian fads: the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.walmart.com\/catalog\/search-ng.gsp?dest=112310&#038;ico=0&#038;ics=20&#038;search_constraint=3944&#038;search_query=mobiblu&#038;sourceid=00009290803864773259\">Mobiblu Cube<\/a> mp3 player. This literally tiny little marvel packs in an mp3 player, a radio, and a recorder into the space of a sugar lump, and then manages to also include a very sexy organic LED (<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/OLED\">OLED<\/a>) on the surface for a self-luminescent display. This makes that terrible shuffle flash player from Apple look even crappier than before.<\/p>\n<p>Soon audio players will be small enough to shove in your ear, no separate headphones required. It&#8217;ll be like the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Babel_fish\">Babel Fish<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy\">Hitchhiker&#8217;s<\/a>, only with better tunes and less sliminess.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.walmart.com\/catalog\/detail.gsp?image=http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV5_60X60.gif,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_500X500.jpg,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV_60X60.gif,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV1_60X60.gif,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV2_60X60.gif,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV3_60X60.gif,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV4_60X60.gif,http:\/\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV5_60X60.gif&#038;product_id=3756868\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.walmart.com\/i\/p\/00\/80\/87\/28\/00\/0080872800127_AV4_500X500.jpg?resize=200%2C200\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much though I dislike Wal-Mart, it is now selling one of the latest Asian fads: the Mobiblu Cube mp3 player. This literally tiny little marvel packs in an mp3 player, a radio, and a&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}