{"id":2195,"date":"2005-07-29T23:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-30T03:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2195"},"modified":"2005-07-29T23:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-30T03:37:00","slug":"the-game-which-administers-an-enema","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2005\/07\/29\/23\/37\/the-game-which-administers-an-enema\/","title":{"rendered":"The Game Which Administers an Enema"},"content":{"rendered":"

I noticed several thousand inbound hits from a Japanese web page<\/a> that made very little sense. Then I ran it through bablefish. Now it makes even less sense<\/a>, but apparently it describes the Korean Arse Shooter<\/a> as While the ? it is densely avoiding, the game which administers an enema<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n

I thought machine translation was slightly more refined than this. It manages to turn simple links into weird pomo ramblings:<\/p>\n

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I noticed several thousand inbound hits from a Japanese web page that made very little sense. Then I ran it through bablefish. Now it makes even less sense, but apparently it describes the Korean...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t