{"id":2325,"date":"2005-11-07T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-08T00:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2325"},"modified":"2005-11-07T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-08T00:08:00","slug":"la-recherche-du-temps-perdu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2005\/11\/07\/20\/08\/la-recherche-du-temps-perdu\/","title":{"rendered":"La Recherche Du Temps Perdu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this is how imaginings of alien abductions take place. I entered the shower this morning at my usual time (noted because I checked the time as I was switching off the phone alarm). I exited the shower at some indeterminate time. After I did the usual shaving, scratching, and assorted ablutions. However, when I finally checked my watch getting breakfast ready I was surprised to realise that I was around 15 minutes behind schedule. Lisa told me &#8220;I *thought* you were in the shower longer than usual&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I can only assume that somehow I fell asleep or dozed off into an insensate fugue while standing up! When I think about it, I can;t actually firmly recall showering at all. It&#8217;s all hazy.<\/p>\n<p>Were I living in a trailer park I would probably conclude that I was abducted for around 15 minutes and subjected to the anal probe. But I was not. Of course, thats what they&#8217;d <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\"><span style=\"font-style:italic;\">want<\/span><\/span> me to believe, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this is how imaginings of alien abductions take place. I entered the shower this morning at my usual time (noted because I checked the time as I was switching off the phone alarm).&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}