{"id":2404,"date":"2006-03-28T09:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-28T13:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2404"},"modified":"2006-03-28T09:24:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-28T13:24:00","slug":"what-to-do-in-iowa-when-youre-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2006\/03\/28\/09\/24\/what-to-do-in-iowa-when-youre-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"What To Do In Iowa When You’re Bored"},"content":{"rendered":"

Skyler Bartels kept looking over his shoulder. It’s a habit he picked up living at the Windsor Heights Wal-Mart for three days. Really living there. Eating, sleeping, checking out the DVDs, never leaving. The plan was to spend his entire spring break there. Under the radar … There was the military recruiter who told him he had what it takes … Long hair, scruffy college-kid beard, slender build. Pleasant, laid-back demeanor. I had to know. What does it take? “He said I had good posture and didn’t look sad.”<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Skyler Bartels kept looking over his shoulder. It’s a habit he picked up living at the Windsor Heights Wal-Mart for three days. Really living there. Eating, sleeping, checking out the DVDs, never leaving. The...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t