{"id":2485,"date":"2006-07-21T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T19:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2485"},"modified":"2006-07-21T15:05:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-21T19:05:00","slug":"viral-snakes-on-a-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2006\/07\/21\/15\/05\/viral-snakes-on-a-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Viral Snakes on a Blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is this movie coming out about snakes on a plane with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Flash\/Samuel%20L%20Jackson%20Soundboard\/\">Samuel Jackson<\/a>. Nothing remarkable about that really, more summer escapism. What&#8217;s more remarkable is the concerted, relentless, and nauseatingly omnipresent viral marketing campaign that the studio has been pushing for what seems like an age now. The latest effort is entitled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=%22All+Your+Snakes+Are+Belong+To+Us%22&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us<\/a>, and has been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44\">uploaded to YouTube<\/a> (and countless other clippings sites). Its home base is on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allyoursnakesbelongtous.com\" title=\"Registrant: Heavenspot 5500 Hollywood Blvd. suite 204 Los Angeles, California 90028 United States Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http:\/\/www.godaddy.com) Domain Name: ALLYOURSNAKESBELONGTOUS.COM Created on: 08-Jun-06 Expires on: 08-Jun-07 Last Updated on: 08-Jun-06 Administrative Contact: Bartine, Julia julia@heavenspot.com Heavenspot 5500 Hollywood Blvd. suite 204 Los Angeles, California 90028 United States (323) 463-1092 Fax -- (323) 463-1099\">slick website<\/a> owned and designed by Hollywood marketing company <a href=\"http:\/\/www.heavenspot.com\/\">Heavenspot<\/a>. This company is astroturfing this effort under the moniker &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=crofab+joe&#038;btnG=Google+Search\">CroFab Joe<\/a>&#8220;, and has recently created a bunch of &#8216;hip&#8217; profiles over the past few weeks on various high-traffic, 20-something-friendly sites. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?num=100&#038;hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;safe=off&#038;q=crofab&#038;btnG=Search\">&#8216;Crofab&#8217; is a popular anti-snake venom medication<\/a>, so at least that is witty. However, the marketeers at Heavenspot commit a critical newbie error by entitling it &#8220;Snake<span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">S<span style=\"font-style:italic;\"><\/span><\/span>&#8221; and not &#8220;Snake&#8221;. What made the original <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Flash\/All%20Your%20Base\/\">All Your Base<\/a> so endearing was the casual lack of concern with basic grammar like singular\/plural. But I guess mangling the title of the film into a singular Snake was too &#8220;edgy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s perhaps more baffling is why a site like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2006\/07\/21\/web_zen_geeknerd_zen.html\">Boing Boing uncynically supports this kind of underhand manipulation<\/a> by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Hidden_Persuaders#The_Hidden_Persuaders\">hidden persuaders<\/a>. And it&#8217;s not alone. The only explanation that makes sense to me that serious viral marketing slush fund money is being thrown around to buy blog inches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is this movie coming out about snakes on a plane with Samuel Jackson. Nothing remarkable about that really, more summer escapism. 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