{"id":2533,"date":"2006-08-25T10:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-25T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2006-08-25T10:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-25T14:59:00","slug":"polishing-the-knob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2006\/08\/25\/10\/59\/polishing-the-knob\/","title":{"rendered":"Polishing the Knob"},"content":{"rendered":"

Elijah [Blue] proceeded to call Paris [Hilton] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a sweet girl\u00e2\u20ac\u009d while also claiming he wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that interested in her, especially after they had sex. Elijah next said, because he and Paris didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t use protection when they were together, he ended up using Tilex to clean himself off when they were done in order to avoid contracting any possible diseases from her.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Elijah [Blue] proceeded to call Paris [Hilton] \u00e2\u20ac\u0153a sweet girl\u00e2\u20ac\u009d while also claiming he wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that interested in her, especially after they had sex. Elijah next said, because he and Paris didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t use protection...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t