It’s bad enough when the Blackberry\/Treo slow-as-crap walkers block up the pavement fiddling with their dull email devices and walking far too slowly. But this morning I was delayed by my first Apple Iphone Zombie who was walking *even slower* than most on-the-go texthead fuckwits. Probably because the Iphone has no real bleeding keyboard he was tilting it all around and squinting in the sun trying to type something. And maybe because its internet connection is so unbelievably slow, he just got stuck in the middle of the road, helplessly fumbling with his new toy… all the while blocking both cars and people from progressing. Grrrr.<\/p>\n
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