{"id":2773,"date":"2007-10-19T17:17:57","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T01:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2007\/10\/19\/17\/17\/madonna-juice\/"},"modified":"2007-10-19T17:17:57","modified_gmt":"2007-10-20T01:17:57","slug":"madonna-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2007\/10\/19\/17\/17\/madonna-juice\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonna Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_15623_ripped-club-8-non-athletes-whove-gotta-be-on-steroids.html\">As she passed into her late 40s, [Madonna] began to exhibit the standard symptoms of menopause such as the muscular biceps of an 18-year-old Golden Gloves boxer and a set of shoulders you could land a goddamn jet on &#8230; Madonna has tried on just about every female identity ever created, from the virgin right up through cougar. With nowhere to go, she&#8217;s ready to move on to men&#8217;s identities and is apparently starting with Lou Ferrigno.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As she passed into her late 40s, [Madonna] began to exhibit the standard symptoms of menopause such as the muscular biceps of an 18-year-old Golden Gloves boxer and a set of shoulders you could&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[154,155,153],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-juicing","category-madonna","category-steroids"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}