{"id":2859,"date":"2008-04-13T08:33:23","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T16:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/?p=2859"},"modified":"2008-04-13T08:33:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T16:33:23","slug":"toilet-sadly-not-included","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2008\/04\/13\/08\/33\/toilet-sadly-not-included\/","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Sadly Not Included"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"The Quantum Sleeper Unit is a high-level security system designed for maximum protection in various hostile environments\t\tQuantum Sleepers can also be fitted to provide protection from destructive forces of nature such as tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods.\t\tThe Quantum Sleeper is the ultimate in protection, entertainment and communications, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153 ALL ROLLED UP IN ONE\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.\t\t\tPROTECTION\tWith this unit you don't have to run to a 'Safe Room', you're already in it.\t\tENTERTAINMENT\tThe Quantuum Sleeper comes with options for:\t- CD player,\t- DVD Screen with PC hookup,\t- Microwave and Refrigerator\t\tCOMMUNICATIONS\tThe Quantum Sleeper comes with options for Cellular Phones, CB and Short-wave Radios\" href=\"http:\/\/www.qsleeper.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Quantum Sleeper<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quantum Sleeper<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[614,615],"tags":[1457,1458],"class_list":["post-2859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-paranoia","category-social-panic","tag-paranoia","tag-social-panic"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}