{"id":287,"date":"2001-10-29T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-29T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles-wp\/?p=287"},"modified":"2001-10-29T16:36:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-29T20:36:00","slug":"veggie-burger-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2001\/10\/29\/16\/36\/veggie-burger-wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"Veggie Burger Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Something occurred to me in between bites of a veggie burger. So the CIA is now tasked with assassinating Bin Laden. Weren’t they trying to do the same thing to Fidel Castro<\/a> for, like, ever<\/i>? This was the same Castro who used to stand and make six-hour-long speeches on stationary podiums to crowds of thousands.And here’s Bin Laden, hiding out in caves, and the Afghani fighters whom the Russians nicknamed “ghosts”. Good luck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Something occurred to me in between bites of a veggie burger. So the CIA is now tasked with assassinating Bin Laden. Weren’t they trying to do the same thing to Fidel Castro for, like,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t