{"id":2878,"date":"2008-06-02T19:38:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T03:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/?p=2878"},"modified":"2008-06-09T19:29:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T03:29:57","slug":"sorted-for-haitches-and-wizz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2008\/06\/02\/19\/38\/sorted-for-haitches-and-wizz\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorted for Haitches and Wizz"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Health\/SkinCare\/story?id=4966867&amp;page=1\">[New York] Guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look &#8220;ripped&#8221; for the ladies &#8230; &#8220;The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club &#8230; if you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped&#8221; &#8230; Preparation H contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL that &#8212; when used for the drug&#8217;s intended purpose &#8212; will shrink the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that feed blood and fluid to the area.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[New York] Guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look &#8220;ripped&#8221; for the ladies &#8230; &#8220;The way you use it is to take your shirt off&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[701,699,700,695,388,696,697,698],"tags":[1536,1534,1535,1530,1426,1531,1532,702,1533],"class_list":["post-2878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clubbing","category-haemorrhoid","category-hemorrhoid","category-new-york","category-new-york-city","category-ny","category-nyc","category-preparation-h","tag-clubbing","tag-haemorrhoid","tag-hemorrhoid","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-city","tag-ny","tag-nyc","tag-phenylephrine","tag-preparation-h"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}