{"id":2878,"date":"2008-06-02T19:38:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T03:38:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/?p=2878"},"modified":"2008-06-09T19:29:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T03:29:57","slug":"sorted-for-haitches-and-wizz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2008\/06\/02\/19\/38\/sorted-for-haitches-and-wizz\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorted for Haitches and Wizz"},"content":{"rendered":"

[New York] Guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look “ripped” for the ladies … “The way you use it is to take your shirt off and rub it all over yourself before you go to the club … if you want to get [lucky], you have to know how to dance, and if you want girls to dance with you, you have to look ripped” … Preparation H contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL that — when used for the drug’s intended purpose — will shrink the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids. It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that feed blood and fluid to the area.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[New York] Guys are slathering up their torsos with the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H to make themselves look “ripped” for the ladies … “The way you use it is to take your shirt off...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[701,699,700,695,388,696,697,698],"tags":[1536,1534,1535,1530,1426,1531,1532,702,1533],"class_list":["post-2878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clubbing","category-haemorrhoid","category-hemorrhoid","category-new-york","category-new-york-city","category-ny","category-nyc","category-preparation-h","tag-clubbing","tag-haemorrhoid","tag-hemorrhoid","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-city","tag-ny","tag-nyc","tag-phenylephrine","tag-preparation-h"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t