{"id":2882,"date":"2008-06-21T13:42:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T21:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/?p=2882"},"modified":"2008-06-21T13:42:15","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T21:42:15","slug":"only-in-bromley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/2008\/06\/21\/13\/42\/only-in-bromley\/","title":{"rendered":"Only in Bromley"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.london24.com\/textonly\/story.aspx?brand=BMLYTOnline&#038;category=news&#038;tBrand=textonly&#038;tCategory=london24&#038;itemid=WeED18%20Jun%202008%2014%3A52%3A01%3A347\">Two shocked joggers saw a man sexually assaulting a sheep in a field before he ran off leaving some grey jogging bottoms at the scene. They first became suspicious when they spotted him pulling up his trousers and pulling down his black polo top as he stood near a sheep that was lying on the ground &#8230; [they] helped the sheep to its feet and discovered a discarded jogging bottoms. Stable girl Chloe Williams, 18, witnessed another incident on May 16. She said: &#8220;I saw him in broad daylight. I was in the yard and only looked over because all the sheep were running. &#8220;He was trying to grab a sheep and when I confronted him he said he was trying to find his wallet. I was appalled. Then he ran off after hurdling some fences. He&#8217;s very athletic. &#8220;When he thought he was out of sight he took off a red jacket and some jogging bottoms so he layers his clothes. There are clothes all over the fields. It&#8217;s absolutely disgusting.&#8221;<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two shocked joggers saw a man sexually assaulting a sheep in a field before he ran off leaving some grey jogging bottoms at the scene. They first became suspicious when they spotted him pulling&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[368,711,712,371],"tags":[1423,1543,1544],"class_list":["post-2882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bestiality","category-bromley","category-sheep","category-what-the-fuck","tag-bestiality","tag-bromley","tag-sheep"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.meehawl.com\/Blogfiles\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}